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Arts escreveu:Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake
{G} Get a Reduction
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

Fizeste-me lembrar isto

Eish, que parvo :O

Top 10 Weird laws of the world

Weird laws that have to really suck.

Number 10: Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh." (umm OK, I’m sure the lamb appreciates that one)

Number 9: In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (OK, like THAT makes sense...)

Number 8: In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Ouch!)

Number 7: Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all times. (...a brick?)

Number 6: The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is capitation. (Wonder how they enforce that one?)

Number 5: There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Now let’s just think for a minute...is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

Number 4: In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. COOL)

Number 3: Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores. (Of course!)

Number 2: In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (We have to presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law...)

And the wierdest law in the world is...

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (I shudder at the thought. How many of us would be virgins today?)
By Ryan Burnham

Isto é verdade? É que há algumas bem bizarras ahahah

Falta aí a dos porcos não poderem fazer "o amor" nos aeroportos canadianos.

BTW, foi graças a noticias dessas que tivemos aquele belo programa matinal de rádio a que se deu o nome de "O Homem Que Mordeu O Cão"

Seto Kaiba escreveu:Falta aí a dos porcos não poderem fazer "o amor" nos aeroportos canadianos.

BTW, foi graças a noticias dessas que tivemos aquele belo programa matinal de rádio a que se deu o nome de "O Homem Que Mordeu O Cão"

Aquilo não são Noticias são mesmo Leis.

Ya, mas quando o Markl fazia era quando as leis eram publicadas e davam origem a noticias de quão bizarras eram. Anyway, tu percebeste onde quis chegar, apesar de não ter utilizado o termo mais certo para a ocasião, MIRITE?

NAH NAH, PORQUE EU DO HOMEM QUE MORDEU O CÃO SÓ ME LEMBRO DO GAJO QUE FICOU COM O CORAÇÃO DE UM RATO E NÃO PODIA FAZER QUALQUER MOVIMENTO E SÓ PODIA VER O CANAL DO PARLAMENTO.

"Redacção da Vaca". E mais não digo