Luther Samuel lives
Luther Samuel lives
Luther Samuel: Yo Yo nigga, do you know some shitty place named Portugal?
Luther Samuel: No? That’s what I thought, you are a fucking dumbass
Luther Samuel: I was cheeking my email and I have received a email saying something that I can’t read because this shit is written in some stupid alien language.
Luther Samuel: Okay, a will send this fucking letter to you and you go to the hood talking to that smart white guy, i will translate that to you.
Luther Samuel: Right dog make it happen quick, now I’m going to Pizza Hut that I’m starving and this 462 pounds of monstrous power doesn’t feed alone .
“ Caro senhor Luther Samuel, vocé foi aceite na nossa recém criada federação de wrestling e assim que poder se dirigir a Portugal para realizar os habituais exames médicos agradecíamos.
Com os mais sinceros agradecimentos, a direcção “
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Re: Luther Samuel lives
Quando Luther chegou, o seu amigo Stan Brow estava acompanhado por um jovem que era completamente o oposto de si, era uma pessoa de estatura muito baixa, muito magro, branco, não se assemelhava nada a um típico americano nem muito menos a alguém que morasse no bairro.
Stan Brow: Is the guy who know how to read that email (dirigindo-se ao rapaz) Tell him what you said to me!
Jovem: In the email said that you have been accepted in a federation in Portugal
LS: Federation? Portugal?
SB: When he told me this I grab my computer and search about this federation, it seems a wrestling federation in Europe, Portugal is the name off the country, what you think about that?
SB: Why are we in Burger King?
LS: Shut up dog, I have hungry and that boy is so skinny that I decide to offer a lunch
LS: So Stan tell me what you have discovered about.
SB: I found out that you are in a wrestling federation, like that we so a lot in kids, and that you are include in the main event off the first show.
LS: When is that show?
SB: July 17, I think you should go to Portugal tomorrow, to prepare yourself and... (nisto o rapaz interrompe Brow)
Jovem: Your friend doesn’t know nothing about what is talking about, you should go to Portugal only in the day of the event to show everybody who’s the real deal!!
LS: I like this kid is skinny and short but very smart, what you said off come whit me to Portugal and become my backup ?
SB: But Luther I’m your friend I think … (interrompido por Luther)
LS: You don’t have to think nothing, you can’t speak that fucking language so you don’t come doing nothing
Jovem: Off course a will accepted that offer, tomorrow came to my house because a will search for myself about your main event opponent.
LS: Right kid, by the way what is your name?
Jovem: Mauricio Pereira.
LS: So kid, what you find out ?
MP: I found who is your opponent in your match, is a guy called Afonso da Maia.
LS: What the fuck? What a fucking name is that?
MP: Is Portuguese, is normal that you cant spell very well, but that doesn’t matter right now, I have find out another thing about Afonso.
LS: Tell me !
MP: It seems that Afonso is know as the “best wrestler ever” and is very know in the wrestling circuit, a lot of people talk good off him.
LS: I don’t know nothing about that piece of shit and I know some wrestlers, maybe because he lives in a shit and small country.
MP: Maybe Luther, but you don’t need to worry about nothing you are very strong, for sure you will crush him like a fly in the wind shield.
LS: No doubt, I’m a fucking monster, no one can’t stop me! (Depois destas palavras Luther virou ao contrario uma mesa que estava na casa de Mauricio deixando este completamente boquiaberto
LS: Mauricio, on day 17 have your stuff pack up than we go to Portugal in my friend private jet.
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